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Education

Welcome to the educational wing of the Cat Butt Museum, where curiosity, scholarship, and questionable institutional priorities meet in a carefully labeled hallway.

Our education resources are designed for students, lifelong learners, visiting researchers, and anyone who has ever looked at a cat and thought, “There is probably a taxonomy for this.”

Research Library

Explore the museum’s growing collection of reference materials, archival notes, theoretical frameworks, and documents that appear scholarly if viewed from across the room.

Glossary of Terms

Learn the essential vocabulary of feline posterior studies, including key phrases used by curators, scholars, and people who have already gone too far.

Feline Identification Studies

Review the museum’s educational materials on recognizing, classifying, and respectfully misinterpreting cats from the rearward perspective.

Scholarly Papers

Browse fake abstracts, fictional citations, unnecessary charts, and deeply confident academic writing on subjects no reputable institution has asked us to examine.

Educational Mission

The Cat Butt Museum believes education should be accessible, dignified, and occasionally interrupted by a cat walking directly across the research materials.

Through our educational programs, we seek to preserve knowledge, encourage inquiry, and provide future generations with the tools they need to ask better questions, or at least stranger ones.