Welcome to the Cat Butt Museum. Please review the following information before planning your visit, postponing your visit, or questioning the choices that led you here.
Location
The museum is currently located in the cultural district of imagination, with administrative correspondence accepted by mail.
Our Address
Catbox 116731
Carrollton, TX 75011, USA
Hours
Our published hours are maintained for tradition, morale, and decorative purposes. Please check all closure notices before attempting to experience the museum physically, spiritually, or by accident.
Hours of Operation
Monday: 1:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m.
Tuesday: 11:00 a.m. – 5:00 p.m.
Wednesday: 1:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m.
Thursday: 9:00 a.m. – 4:30 p.m.
Friday: 1:00 p.m. – 3:45 p.m.
Saturday: Closed
Admission
General admission is free, although guests may be charged emotionally.
Parking
Ample imaginary parking is available. Oversized vehicles, cat carriers, and existential baggage may require additional space.
Photography
Non-flash photography is permitted. Flash photography is prohibited, as it may startle the exhibits or encourage them.
Accessibility
The museum is committed to providing access to all visitors, including those with mobility needs, sensory concerns, and a sincere desire to leave early.
Guests with allergies will be provided a bottle of Benadryl and our best wishes.
Food and Drink
Food and drink are not permitted in the galleries, except for water, emergency snacks, and whatever the cats have already knocked onto the floor.
Children and Families
Children are welcome. Adults are responsible for answering any questions that arise from the museum’s name, contents, or continued existence.
Pets and Service Animals
Service animals are welcome. Visiting cats may be admitted at their own discretion, which means probably not.
Group Visits
Groups are welcome, especially school groups, book clubs, office teams, and anyone trying to make a perfectly normal outing slightly worse.
Gift Shop
The museum gift shop is currently theoretical. Please enjoy browsing the idea of merchandise.
Lost and Found
Lost items may be reported to museum staff. Lost dignity is handled by a separate department.
Visitor Conduct
Please be respectful of the exhibits, the institution, and the delicate boundary between culture and nonsense.
Contact
For inquiries, submissions, or formal expressions of concern, please contact the museum through the information provided on our main page.
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