Is this a real museum?
Spiritually, yes. Legally, remain calm.
Where is the museum located?
At the intersection of art, scholarship, and poor judgment.
Can I visit in person?
Not currently. The collection is shy.
Why cat butts?
Every civilization must choose what it preserves. We chose this.
Are the opening hours real?
They are emotionally real.
Why are you closed for so many holidays?
We believe work-life balance includes Arbor Day, Talk Like a Pirate Day, and several minor moon phases.
Can I bring my cat?
Your cat has already refused.
Can my cat be in the museum?
Possibly. We accept submissions of historical, artistic, or deeply unnecessary significance.
Is flash photography allowed?
No. The butts are sensitive to sudden fame.
Do you have a gift shop?
Yes, in the sense that we have thought about having one.
Is this appropriate for children?
Yes, but they may ask follow-up questions you are not prepared to answer.
Do you offer guided tours?
Yes. Please imagine a docent whispering, “And here we see the tail placement.”
Can I become a member?
Yes. Membership includes no benefits, which keeps administrative costs low.
Do you accept donations?
We accept praise, cat photos, and suspiciously specific enthusiasm.
Is there a senior discount?
All cats over 10 receive free admission and immediate judgment.
What is Catvid-20?
A historic closure event from which the museum has not emotionally recovered.
When will you reopen?
When the cats allow it.
Who curates the collection?
A rigorous panel of experts, one of whom knocked a cup off a table during deliberations.
Is this art?
That depends how confidently you say it.
Can I use the restroom?
The museum cannot legally stop you from asking.
Do you host private events?
Yes. Weddings, lectures, existential crises, and awkward team-building exercises.
Is parking available?
There is ample imaginary parking.
Are dogs allowed?
Only as visiting scholars and with a letter of recommendation.
Do you have a lost and found?
Yes. Mostly dignity.
Can I volunteer?
Yes. Please begin by standing quietly near a cat and waiting to be assigned meaning.
Why does this exist?
Because the internet looked away for one second.
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